supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

damedonger:

accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

getting ready for school in the morning: sits on my bed without a shirt on for 10 minutes thinking about how much I hate school

glowcloud:

*meows back at my cat in order to demonstrate active listening*

HW